The Office Quotes

The Office Quotes

Top 50+ ‘The Office’ Quotes | Short Office Quotes and Sayings

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Best good night quotes and sayings

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” — Michael Scott

“Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are just too flashy.” – Angela Martin

“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out…” — Kelly Kapoor

“I got six numbers, one more and it would have been a complete phone number.” – Kevin Malone

“I am Beyonce always.” — Michael Scott

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott

“Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.” — Andy Bernard

“The man is wearing sandals. I don’t need to see Oscar’s toes at work. Gross! I mean he looks like he just got off the boat.” – Angela Martin

“I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good.” — Michael Scott

“Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.” – Dwight Schrute

“Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.” — Michael Scott

“Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.” – Stanley Hudson

“One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.” — Jim Halpert

“I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs.” – Phyllis Lapin-Vance

“Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?” — Kevin Malone

“Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.” — Michael Scott

“I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.” — Pam Beesly

“Today, smoking is going to save lives.” – Dwight Schrute

“I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” — Michael Scott

“I don’t want to be married in a tent like a hobo.” – Angela Martin

“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.” — Dwight Schrute

“I guess I’ve been working so hard, I forgot what it’s like to be hardly working.” — Michael Scott

“I stopped caring a long time ago.” — Creed Bratton

“Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of a game is that?” — Kelly Kapoor

“I once reported Oscar to the INS. Turns out he’s clean, but I’m glad I did it.” – Angela Martin

“It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don’t expect everybody to understand.” — Michael Scott

“Besides having sex with men, I would say the Finer Things Club is the gayest thing about me.” – Oscar Martinez

“If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.” – Dwight Schrute

“The doctor said, if I can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die. I’m going to die.” — Stanley Hudson

“I miss the days when there was only one party I didn’t want to go to.” – Ryan Howard

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” — Michael Scott

“There are always a million reasons not to do something” — Jan Levinson

“You only live once? False. You live every day. You only die once.” — Dwight Schrute

“Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick.” – Kevin Malone

“Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica” — Jim Halpert

“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor

“I understand nothing.” — Michael Scott

“I never thought I’d say this, but I think I ate too much bone marrow.” — Dwight Schrute

“What are your weaknesses?” “I don’t have any, a–hole.” — Kelly Kapoor

“Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are just too flashy.” – Angela Martin

“I got six numbers. One more would have been a complete telephone number.” — Kevin Malone

“If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.” – Stanley Hudson

“For my new year’s resolution, I gave up drinking… during the week.” — Meredith Palmer

“Come on guys. Early worm gets the worm.” — Michael Scott

“Another worm, like, are they friends?” — Jim Halpert

“An office is a place where dreams come true.” — Michael Scott

“I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” — Andy Bernard

“I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.” — Kelly Kapoor

“If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.” — Stanley Hudson

“I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.” — Michael Scott

“Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.” — Andy Bernard

“I just wanna lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.” — Kevin Malone

“That’s what she said.” — Michael Scott

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